Quotes
by Absocold
These are the archives of the player quotes taken from the in-game chat within Chaos Zone, as well as from the message board, that appear at the top of the Chaos website news page. You never know when the mad quoter Disturbance may be in the zone anonymously or publicly, but if you say something funny or otherwise post-worthy you might find yourself immortalized here.
| Underlord> | james bond wouldnt pay taxes |
| Caerbannog> | james bond wouldn't program bots |
| RaT-BoY> | I wish somone would write a client for SS to run my phone |
| 7-Eleven> | yeah I bet your phone has better res than my moniter |
| TxTrouble> | HAHA |
| Dino722> | ass user |
| RaT-BoY> | hehe |
| Sterman> | thanks snafu... 130ish and no prox was pissing me off |
| Snafu> | at your service |
| Ace> | BALLISTICS are your friends, we're here to help everyone |
| get fresh new ships |
| Hater> | jesus christ |
| Optimus> | built my hotrod |
| Axe Demento> | What kind of hotdog? |
| MrOmelet> | I like to gift myself daily. It's fun but a hassle to clean up :( |
| SuG> | $8.51? I wipe my ass with $20s |
| MrOmelet> | SuG, can I come over and use your bathroom please? :) |
| Zero Signal> | Winner of MoC gets a picture of Abso posing in a two-piece :( |
| Anna-Puma> | Hallu was quick in rectifying the situation |
| Warfare> | "Rectify" makes me think of naughty things, of a homosexual nature :P |
| Prototype Rabbit> | Some cloak turret tried to Rectify me the other night...had to use a rep. |
| Exhaustion> | where are my nrg depleted negs? |
| Mizery De Aria> | Why was I specced? |
| Absocold> | You didn't have a kill. |
| Mizery De Aria> | I tried so hard though |
| Mizery De Aria> | And most of the ppl I almost killed were vulched. |
| Thorstormtrooper> | Anyone for Cyber? |
| shroomin'> | oh boy I thought you'd never ask |
| mAImER> | PRESS END TO ACTIVATE X-RADAR |
| mAImER> | IF YOU ARE IN SPEC, YOU HAVE NO SHIP |
| Solar Hydro> | Maimer we shut down that irritating green help when SS went commercial |
| mAImER> | THAT IS WHY MAIMER HELP IS IN SOOTHING BLUE |
| duff-beer> | LOL |
| BIOCHEM PROFESSOR> | can you ban or warn pussynut? |
| Absocold> | What for? |
| BIOCHEM PROFESSOR> | i feel offended |
| Absocold> | You make half the zone ignore you... |
| BIOCHEM PROFESSOR> | hahahahahahaha |
| Absocold> | Do I shut you up? :P |
| BIOCHEM PROFESSOR> | ok no problem |
| Patricide> | How does that explain why you're being so defensive in regards to my criticism of the mods? |
| Patricide> | I like Chaos too, which is why I'd like to see it change for the better. |
| passplay> | apply for a helper position or something |
| Rep Rider> | So work with the system, become a helper, get promoted, etc., etc. |
| Rep Rider> | One day you'll be sysop and you can do whatever you want. Now stfu and play ;) |
| passplay> | amen rep rider |
| TxTrouble> | no i like bitching |
| TxTrouble> | specially about mods |
| Anon E Moose> | Its not the Mods. Its the players. They all suck |
| Rep Rider> | lol |
| passplay> | lol |
| Lily Tomlin> | Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. |
| debi> | in case u dont know--maurity means acting ur age or above :) |
| Pags> | i act like a letcherous old man...does that count? |
| The Real Picard> | The 5 PM match never starts at 5 pm. |
| SuG> | But the 5pm bitch fest is always right on time |
| Absocold> | Everyone knows that surfing SubspaceChaos.com makes you virile and sexy. |
| Absocold> | If you can't get laid after reading the Chaos news, then you're like me |
| Absocold> | (and I buy my Vasoline by the case) |
| Absocold> | No one told me that non-VIP's couldn't get in with .37 yet. |
| Starscream> | I am a VIP. :( |
| Absocold> | Maybe, but you're not on the zone vip.txt list. |
| Starscream> | Why not? :( |
| Absocold> | You're not a gay corrupt mod like me. |
| Starscream> | I am corrupt. Can someone have gay sex with me so I can become a VIP? |
| Attrition> | I WILL |
| Starscream> | YES! |
| Attrition> | :D |
| IslandPride> | how do you burst?' |
| Addiction King> | first you eat a ton... |
| taint> | any bets? |
| Dawdling> | I put two dollars on Pyl0n |
| Win> | I'll stick with ftn and oppo |
| Big > | None of you have any money. |
| Opposition> | anyone want to play yahoo pool |
| Opposition> | w/ me |
| Cammy Khazi> | Can I rape high bty turrets in Yahoo Pool? |
| Solo Forever> | I had to repoot my comp I forget my macros they all erased when I reinstalled continuum..sigh |
| The Green Beanie> | darn.. macros are so priceless too.. i hate that |
| RenderGod> | sick |
| RenderGod> | You seem to know a lot about that |
| Schlong> | It's a joke I heard in High School |
| Attrition> | I love the Pro board |
| Lord Schnitzel> | There are two huge conservative forces on this planet. |
| Lord Schnitzel> | One is the catholic church, the other is the community of subspacers :-I |
| (While everyone | is in spec, Absocold uses sysop *super ship to launch 500 decoys in MoC arena) |
| Absocold> | Time to screw everyone's framerate... |
| The Real Picard> | wtf |
| Whos_Ur_Daddy> | sick |
| Sucka Fu> | oooh too many absocolds |
| Meningit> | lol |
| taint> | hahahahhah |
| Aggro> | hehe |
| Slo Motion> | soo many n00bs in here. |
| Dantos> | i won MOC twice, then got cable :( |
| Sacred Remedy> | lol dantos |
| Str-8 Gone> | LOL DANTOS.. |
| Dantos> | ABSO |
| Dantos> | QUOTE THAT |
| The Real Picard> | And I love Very Small Penis! (Sorry for killing you) 8~( |
| Pags> | i'm gonna live in the jungle...you don't gotta wear no clothes |
| Death Token> | Naked Jungle bunnys |
| Pags> | this song r0x0rs |
| The Real Picard> | Pags you would scare the animals |
| The Real Picard> | Some little monkey would grab your schtick and try swinging on it. |
| Pags> | i didn't say i not gonna wear no clothes...i said you don't gotta |
| Pags> | mmmm |
| Pags> | sctick pulling monkeys |
| shroomin> | damn i need to piss.. cant find a safe |
| molarman> | just pee yourself |
| Dag Rabbit> | <--- waves a dead chicken over his modem. |
| Firesauce> | the ONE TIME I'm gonna be off on Sat nite, MOC is scheduled on the day of my wedding. 3l33t!! |
| Iznogoodh?!?> | Well postpone the damn wedding then ;) |
| Pure Energy> | Still time to blow it off. Ask her if she would mind putting the wedding off for another week:) |
| Crulex> | SuG was owned |
| Crulex> | ez |
| Crulex> | man I feel lame saying that |
| blind io> | Do not tamper with the play of the game on the field, the pilots should be forced to innovate and deal with that themselves, this is Chaos we're talking about, not a nursery (althought sometimes the similarities are rather stunning) |
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Euripedes> BigBanger> z9> The Anal Predator> hedcase8+> The Hand of God I> ob$olete> Chemical> Thawte> cfl> cfl> z9> KhufuRe> |
chemical TARGETED! agreed chemical TARGETED yes, kill chemical lol, everyone targeting chem? rofl locked on target kill the bastard we'll see... chemical, whoever he is, is targeted, i guess chem is mean :( Note to self: Vulch ppl shooting at Chem chemical's heart will be cut out and he will be sacrificed to pagan gods. |
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cruz.in> TIE Fighter> FUZION> cruz.in> |
my gf just dedicated one minute man by missy elliot to me on the radio :( lmao ROFL SHUTUP :( |
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SuG> |
CZE is like a Dilbert cartoon. |
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zillacone> |
It was when I said, "There is no such thing as truth," That the bountys seemed fatter. The weasal ran out of his hole. |
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Calgon> |
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn't your
biggest problem. |
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aPathy*> |
spent 60 greens finding that rep, Id be damned if I was gonna waste it on saving my life |
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Soon from the sea a noxious birth began; Forgotten lands with weedy spires of gold; The ground was cleft, and mad auroras rolled Down on the quaking citadels of man. Then, crushing what he chanced to mould in play, The idiot Chaos blew Earth's dust away. - H.P. Lovecraft |
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Mauler> aPathy*> 1st Laugh> chaoticsky> aPathy*> Thormongral> |
can't you people in spec trashtalk or something? I thought I lagged out :( cant MoC be played without this stupid clock no, it is an official MOC clock i should have used a lev I should have used a shark :( I should'a used adult Depends |
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Nomand> |
are you SUPPOSED to super overshoot with terrier? |
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RedMouser> AgentSteel> AgentSteel> sweet dreams> Euripedes> AgentSteel> FUZION> Euripedes> FUZION> Prototype> Euripedes> AgentSteel> |
whats the rules?????????????????????????? rule 1, win rule 2, don't die rule 3 dont lag out FUZION U PIC! me wb or jav? rule 4, suicide on agentsteels bombs lanc laf heh can we get a 5 min delay? I'm not finished beating my gf yet... DIE DIE! why I odda... |
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Absocold> Absocold> hallucination> Wormhole Fiend>> Wormhole Fiend> Dantos> Wormhole Fiend> Absocold> Absocold> Wormhole Fiend> Wormhole Fiend> |
I play one sound per month in pub (with my moc *zone). If it lags someone out, ah well. Gotta live a little :P hehe ok reminds me of the most common excuse for smokers not to quit. we all have to die one day yes, but smokers die coughing thru a hole in their neck. well, i d rather not die of tobacco related illnesses The Surgeon General coldly ignores the fact that thousands of non-smokers die every single day. but those voice boxes are pretty cool tho,... can i use one even tho i dont have a hole in the neck? |
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hargy> threatened> hargy> threatened> trunks77> kittysnarf> |
threatened come back u puss hargy i cant ya figures mommy said not to play with strangers his momma's so fat when she went bungy jumping she went straight to hell lol |
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Dark Lord of the Myst> future past(385) killed Tidal> Tidal> Dark Lord of the Myst> fireloard> fireloard> murdera> Tidal> |
5 bazillion dollars on a future past VICTORY! by: Skybomber pay up...me and fire owned that bet heh damn i owe 5 bazillion dollars some1 bet their nut that sky would lose i'm lookin 2 collect next time ill induce lag ;) try inducing skill |
Scooby Doom> i like to have a glass of whine with my neg steak
Immortal+> elite, a league that doesn't tell ppl with suggestions to stfu
MonteZuma> drunken sex is good but punk rock is gay
Void> omg i didn't lag enough
Absowarm> ok abso lets get this shindig started
Absocold> *arenaThe tourney will be starting shortly. Please get to a safe zone and standby. It will take a moment to get everyone sorted and greened, so please stay in safe until the go is given and the lameness begins. Good luck!
AgentSteel> this safe zone is crouded
AgentSteel> someone touched my ass...
Subjunky> it was semi he tryed to touch me too
Absocold> *arenaEveryone not in safe in 45 seconds when I lock arena will be spec-torated.
Rock n' Roll> kool word spectorated
Solar Hydro> hold on, need to scoop my Haagen Dazs
Vaal`Enga> sounds painful
Urban Athlete> Subbonics or something? spec-torated
Tioga> Nader voters put Bush in the White House
George Dubya Bush> yawn myth yawn
Dantos-aswz> <--should be president. you need an aussie to tell all you yanks to sit down and stfu.
Dirty name> Naw, constitution forbids anyone exept natural-born citizens...otherwise Swartzenegger would be prez.
Dantos-aswz> I know that dirty :)
George Dubya Bush> lol if swartz ran i would vote for him, then move to canada and laugh for 4 years
Dantos-aswz> id vote for arnie simply cos he has "negger" in his name
George Dubya Bush> LOL
Dirty name> LOL
Gargoyle> negs in a barrel
Loki> lol Abso is wearing a tshirt that says "OMG WTF LAG" on the back in big black letters
Absocold> How did you know? Oh yeah, you live here.
Iznogoodh> damnit what's everyone doing in my safe
Dog-gone-dog> farting
BOYFISH> How long do you have to play to not be considered a Newbie?
Silly Puppy> lol, its not what it used to be
Cashew> I played before spiders and leviathans, but I still get called a newbie
UnSenSoReD> you didn't make a name of yourself then
Geek> or else its a newbie calling u a newbie and they're too new to know u from before
wyrick> yeah you gotta have a gimmick anymore...
Pikachu> I PERMAQUIT THIS GAME UNTIL LATER THIS AFTERNOON!
Feduli> New MoC please!
Tandoori> new lol no.
Tandoori> 1 a month
Tandoori> like pms
da zillaman> Regardless of map design the essential elements of a chaotic environment are what fuels our addiction.
Rep Rider> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience
Asper> f--- off negkillers what the hell
wormhole fiend> f---?
Asper> wow you had to ask?
Unanswered> what's the point of waiting till the next round?
Wolverine> so we can type!
Brisance> You ready?
Loki> One sec, checking macros
Loki> EZ
Loki> GG
Loki> Owned
Loki> $$
Loki> WTF? OMG! Lag.
Loki> Ok, ready
SuG> <-----devises a plan to kill the "Dantos" turret
MadAzz> <-----wonders where he left his pants
SuG> <-----been playing SS since 1947
hedcase1> omg 1864 here :P
Thormongr> <--I played SS the board game with my grandpa
Azerov> I've been playing since the year 1k bug
Motorzep> i played ss outside my backyard with my dad......before computers
Azerov> lawn subspace, where you toss the javelins and warbirds into the hoops? yeah that was fun
ReDStorM_cz> You must have been a Canadian Sp00k., cause you fight like a dumbass Eskimo
Sp00k.> Eskimos are Canadian?
Sp00k.> im sorry but I find the idea of Canadian Eskimos..geographically incorrect
Sp00k.> and intellectually repugnant
hangman's Joke> oooohhh, someone has the word of the day toilet paper roll
(tago is in spectator mode)
tago8899> y cant i see my ship????
tago8899> Y cant i see my ship
tago8899> i just started like 2 min ago
Brisance> Tago, type this: esc 1
(tago appears in Warbird)
Brisance> why is it so much fun to watch a newbie get his first green?
Brisance> Miss, miss, miss, putt-putt up to it...yay!
(tago is suddenly in spectator mode again)
tago8899> what is high latancy???
(Striker has just won the Master of Chaos tournament)
Geek> can we expect any guest appearences on any talk shows now that ur MoC?
Striker> yes
Geek> oooo Ill have to look for them
Striker> i'm going to be interviewed by MoG and Warpt for pro playoff predictions just because i'm the MoC
Striker> look for them they'll be coming out soon
Geek> neat
a ping> he has to be busy opening shopping malls
Geek> I bet they came onto u
Striker> no shit
a ping> cerimonies
Striker> 1 minute after i won
Striker> they spammed me
Striker> WILL YOU DO AN INTERVIEW WITH ME?
Striker> WILL YOU DO AN INTERVIEW WITH ME?
Striker> it's like they want me just to bring their ratings up
Geek> U should be getting a shoe endorcement with Nike here soon.
Striker> i agree.
da Zillaman> omg LITHIA!!! they let you out of dtox?
LITHIA-TV> I WAS NEVER IN DTOX
LITHIA-TV> I ONLY LIVED IN THE BETTY FORD CLINC BASEMENT
da Zillaman> meet anyone famous?
LITHIA-TV> YA TUPAC WAS THERE
WoRMHoLE Fiend> I LIVED IN THE BASEMENT OF THE BETTY FORD MODEL AGENCY
LITHIA-TV> I ALSO MEET TOM GREEN
LITHIA-TV> HE IS COOL
WoRMHoLE Fiend> HE HUMPS MOOSE
LITHIA-TV> NOW THAT IS A CRAZY MOTHA
Taxpayer> he humps moof?
WoRMHoLE Fiend> HAS HE BEEN ON SPRINGER?
Signum> lamers
Green> lamers in subspace?!?!? no way
einexile> it's ok
einexile> we are safely cordoned off on the spec frequency
homie> where did you go neg
homie's neg> i got negged
homie> damnit
Montezuma> Actually, I've noticed there is a negative correlation between SS and nookie.
Kurtz> except in Sweden where playing ss is a sign of virility
U.S.S. DreadNought> hheehe...okok i got a game for u guys
U.S.S. DreadNought> why don't all the worst lagged ppl go to 1freq and the best pings to their own freqs
U.S.S. DreadNought> is that a good game or what
Jimak> that's called league uss :P
Black Psycho> the usa are silly
SpinFaktor.> heh...I always found it funny how they named Canada
Getty, neging, Gas!!> how they pronouce it is worse
SpinFaktor.> What're you talking aboot?
Magic> no one here likes rave/trance/techno/electronica?!
Negate> no, Chaos players like AbbA
pureguava> lol
USS Stardestroyer> abba
USS Stardestroyer> lol
RaiStliN> ok so i suck but im havint fun
Aznin> neg-killing is no indication of sexual preference.
Aznin> This is a very common misconception.
The Real Picard> My idea of a wild date...black satin and a bottle of 1000 Island!
logical> what does MOC stand for? :)
Precept.> Minereppers of Chaos
Star$cream> These MoCs are looking more like MoL's to me - Masters of Lameness. :)
addictive nature> you can't get any lamer
MAC Man> Watch me
Moof> Ok, who let all the negs in here? Sigh. My work is never done.
